Even though I am beyond Super Awesome and more like Reigning Queen of Awesomeness I want you to know that I wouldn't mind helping out the team by being on it. I'm just that kind of awesome! As superfluous as it is, here is my application.
I have a rocking body and would look fantastic in a unicorn and rainbow kit -SUPER AWESOME
I like Gentlemen named Jack, I like them straight and I can handle two at a time.-AWESOMENESS!
I have SUPER AWESOME beer drinking form and take all racing seriously, especially the beer mile.
Of special note, the day I met Wiley I 'let' him ride me off his wheel, that's how much awesomeness I have to spare!