1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3....

Lately I have been noticing how fickle 5 seconds can be. Make up your mind 5 seconds, either you fly by or you don't. I am here to tell you right now that you have to make a choice. I need to know which it is going to be. I'm not asking for much, you don't have to change who you are or how we measure you, you just have to be consistent when dealing with me. I am fine with whatever way you decide to go, I just need to know how it's going to be. When I was on the wall doing wall sits the other day, you took forever to pass by, but when I was on another wall in the pool you zoomed by! I can't take it. You are so hard to take off of my mile time on the run or my 100 time on the swim but so easy to add on. Come on you're only 5 seconds. I have heard of the 5 second rule but in my world lately I'm being ruled by 5 seconds! Like every good ruler you need to make your ways clear or there will be a revolt, I may just start to court 10 seconds!